Misreading One Letter

When I thought I saw the headline ” Ten Killer Apes You Can’t Do Without”, I was surprised, because off the top of my head, I could only think of three.

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25 Responses to Misreading One Letter

  1. AppSocRes says:

    “Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.”???

  2. dearieme says:

    yeah, “Ten iller Apes You Can’t Do Without” makes much more sense.

  3. Anon says:

    Which 3 were those?

  4. Tolmides says:

    That’s because you’ve never spent time with this wonderful article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_primates

    Jambo is wonderful. Santino too, though his story has no happy ending.

  5. Frau Katze says:

    Ten Killer Apps.

  6. EarlyToRise says:

    I could do without any of those, personally.

  7. talsadoum says:

    I am a little bit lost, can someone explain me the story ?

  8. Cattle Guard says:

    Ha. Very “Deep Thoughts With Tom Handey”.

  9. epoch says:

    Better that than thinking these “killer apps” actually would deliver on the promise. Because, you know, there handy apps for just about every profession, so why not for killers?

    • MawBTS says:

      Maybe they only kill other apps. “Nah brah, I don’t know why Siri’s in your deleted folder. She probably fell down some stairs.”

  10. erica says:

    OT (sorry): I was wondering, Dr. C., if you had any plans to post about the news that broke in the popular press that the brain does have an immune system? Of course, they’ve only found it in rodents, but they seem pretty sure this will be true of humans too.

    It does seem astounding that it’s not been discovered until now when it would seem that it was the “low hanging fruit” you have spoken of; makes you wonder what else is there at a physiological level that we’ve missed. An actual functioning vomeronasal organ? Makes you wonder.

    Do you see huge things ahead from this discovery as the researchers seem to believe?

  11. TWS says:

    General Urko, King Kong, and Dr Zauis?

  12. America needs monkeys. Our neighborhoods are made far more beautiful with ornamental plants why not ornamental animals. I know the environmentalists will get their panties in a bunch but I’m not talking about releasing a mammal version of kudzu. This country is far too serious, we need monkeys.

    Yea, it’s a bit cold for them but we can help them out. We can breed them with thicker coats, kind of like Persian cats. Japanese snow monkeys with a little help could survive up to at least St Louis.

    We could build them insulted tree forts that have a heater that kicks in around 50 degrees. We can buy bird food, why not monkey chow. We don’t let those filthy biting animals into our house, just let them scamper through our back yards.

    I skim read the crappy articles over at Unz review, they are usually filled with righteous indignation about what our country really needs. America doesn’t truly need monkeys, but we would be entertained by them, and that is all we are improving anymore, our entertainment. No vicious big ones that can pull the legs off our cats and dogs, just little playful ones. We could experiment with a monkey free zone.

    It would naturally be California.

  13. dearieme says:

    Why not get “Barbary Apes” like the ones that live on Gibraltar?

  14. TWS says:

    There’s a colony of snow monkeys in Texas.

  15. Anonymous says:

    I only know of us and the common chimpanzee… Have gorillas or orangs been recently found to be quite nastier than we thought?

  16. Matt says:

    Denisovans, Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens?

  17. EarlyToRise says:

    Tan Killer Apes

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